
Isn’t 69 incredibly exciting? It gets me really excited. When I desperately lick her genitals while she presses them against my face, she desperately licks my penis in return. It’s as if we’re united, as if we’re connected, and it gives me an indescribable excitement. But, don’t you ever feel bored with regular 69? Getting used to it is a scary thing. That’s why I invented it: the “supine 69.” Seeing is believing. Take a look first. Then let’s be overcome with a new kind of excitement together. I’ll be waiting on the other side.